Oh, funny, that reminds me of one of my favorite species of South American mosquitoes.
Calculus professor on the Washer Method. No further explanation was made. (via mathprofessorquotes)
All you need to do is to play your guitar and this will guarantee you good sex and people with interesting hair styles.
Pete Doherty for GQ, 2014 (via albion-sails-on-course)
Roger does the thing
he has so much sass today I can’t stop laughing fuck
You fucking scared the shit out of me